Thursday, June 15, 2006

Fashion Friday

What Does Your Underwear Say About You?
Boxers- Clearly these seem to be the underwear of choice for most men. Peer pressure! However, this does not excuse boxers with juvinile prints, slogans and anything at all from Joe Boxer. If they have holes in them, are from a past relationship or have stains on them...please, throw them out! The general word is that boxers are sexy(mostly because they cover up a lot and leave something for the imagination). Also, if there was a fire in the middle of the night and you had to run out of the house, you would rather run out in boxers than briefs since they are somewhat shorts like. Anything else would be embarrassing. Briefs-(Tighty-Whities) Briefs have a bad rap. One must distinquish between the BVDs, Fruit of the Looms, Hanes, etc. you wore when you were 10 and more upscale brands. These better brands would include 2xist, Cin2, Calvins, DKNY, etc. And they aren't just white and cotton anymore; you can get them in a variety of colors and fabrics. If you haven't considered briefs in a while, check them out.Boxer-Briefs- Boxer briefs(and mini boxer briefs) seem to be worn by athletic types or guys who don't like briefs and don't like how regular boxers have so much fabric. Men say they like them because they are comfortable, conforming and offer support. Again they come in quite a wide variety of fabrics and colors.
Then we have less mainstream options.
Thong Underwear-Okay, who actually wears these besides strippers? Does anyone actually know a guy who owns one of these? Unless you have a muscular bubble butt you should not wear a thong.Bikini Briefs-You better be European, other wise there is no excuse. Going Commando-Wearing nothing but pants and a smile is certainly your preogative. If you do so, however, I would politely suggest keeping the state of your affairs....to yourself while in public. Oh, and be carefull when zipping up after a trip to the men's room.
Top Ten Mens Underwear Brands
1.FRUIT OF THE LOOM
2.CALVIN KLEIN
3. JOCKEY
4. HANES
5. CHAMPION
6. MUNSINGWEAR
7. COOLMAX
8. SLOGGI
9. DKNY
10. NAUTICA

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