Sunday, January 20, 2008

How to shoot a big load!
A couple of porn guys at the Las Vegas porn convention said the only way he manages to increase the volume is to go for a while without ejaculating.” How long is "a while?" He refrains from spilling his seed for three or four days. There’s more: "Another porn guy says that he eats starchy foods the day before a shoot, and that does the trick for him." This is bad news for guys on low-carb diets. If you’ve forgotten what starchy foods are, we’re talking about bread, potatoes, cereals, rice and pasta. A couple of guys at the Anabolic booth revealed that they consume lecithin supplements to increase their loads. You can buy lecithin at the health food store. Lecithin is found in sperm, so you can also harvest your own. Oh no, we’re just kidding. Or maybe we’re not. Who are these "porn guys?" If you know your porn, then you’ve heard of Peter North and he’s not a "porn guy," he’s a porn god. His secret is "celery, lots of raw celery." You may also want to try prostate stimulation. Put on a latex glove (or a vinyl surgical glove if you’re allergic to latex), lube up with a thick water-based lube, and slide a finger into your boyfriend’s butt while you are giving him a blowjob. Wiggle your finger upward and forward, almost in a “come here” motion. The prostate feels kind of spongy. It’s also known as the male g-spot, and if your boyfriend is comfortable, relaxed and enjoying himself, he can have incredibly intense, loud orgasms with increased ejaculation. Plus, when he cums, you’ll feel his contractions on your finger, an intensely erotic sensation. All this talk about sperm makes us want to celebrate the fact that every man’s semen has its own unique consistency. Sometimes it’s fluid and slippery, sometimes it’s gooey and sticky, and sometimes it’s so compacted it feels like tiny bullets shooting into your mouth.The quantity of cum a man produces has nothing to do with whether or not he is turned on and enjoying himself.
PWFM

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